we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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