it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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