walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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