we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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