So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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