I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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