Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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