Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
