what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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