i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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