Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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