my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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