But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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