Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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