super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Randomize
