on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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