you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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