She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
dude i'm inner monologue high
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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