You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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