It's Friday. Sex?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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