Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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