I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
