just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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