their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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