it hurts more in the daytime
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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