Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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