At least make sure they are 18
Why
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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