I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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