You're so nebulous sometimes
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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