I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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