You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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