Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
