Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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