let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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