If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
we have pet lesbian snakes
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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