he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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