There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
My underwear smells like fireworks.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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