i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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