Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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