My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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