Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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