OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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