WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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