first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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