I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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