Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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