is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
