Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
