A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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