Tell her she can't have a vagina
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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