Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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