They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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